PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And